DIFFERENT KINDS OF SALARIES (Copied)
Salary, is a specific amount of money that an employee is paid for work done. Which type do you earn?
1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.
2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.
3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.
4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.
5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.
6. Time Travelling Salary – You spend it paying various debts
even before you collect it.
7. Residual Salary – You work once, and it keeps paying you💃💃💃😉
over and over and over again even AFTER you have stopped
8. Active Salary – Once you stop working, whether it’s magic
salary, amnesia salary or onion salary, it STOPS coming and
your life becomes unbearable.