DIFFERENT KINDS OF SALARIES

DIFFERENT KINDS OF SALARIES (Copied)

Salary, is a specific amount of money that an employee is paid for work done. Which type do you earn?

1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.

2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.

3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.

4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.

5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.

6. Time Travelling Salary – You spend it paying various debts
even before you collect it.

7. Residual Salary – You work once, and it keeps paying you💃💃💃😉
over and over and over again even AFTER you have stopped
working.

8. Active Salary – Once you stop working, whether it’s magic
salary, amnesia salary or onion salary, it STOPS coming and
your life becomes unbearable.

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